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Трёхстаканная проба с водкой (Из книги "Доктор Ивантеевских Наук")

Автор: Александров-Снегирь С Б

Водку пить с трёх стаканов случается?

Достигаешь желанной Туманности,

Где законы о сроках давности

На мой случай не распространяются...



После первого стакана -  пожар от горла до жедудка выжигает дурь...

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После третьего стакана -  салют в голове из звёзд...И достигаешь желанной туманности !

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